Lay a circle of salt around your tower, while your OS is in Safe mode. Sacrifice a chicken, as you turn off all startup processes. Say a prayer to the Machine Spirit as you restart the computer. Burn an offering to the small gods as you delete all non-essential programs and processes that are not part of your OS and you do not use at least once a week.
you can skip the part where you sweep the mess you've made into a box and FedEx it to America Online with papers for the civil suit you'e started against them with 50 other people in your town because they were double charging on our bills and tried to charge for use of their software even after all attempts to uninstall either failed or caused the computer to become unusably unstable.
LEAVE THIS TO ME
I'M A PRO AT FIRE
Lay a circle of salt around your tower, while your OS is in Safe mode.
Sacrifice a chicken, as you turn off all startup processes.
Say a prayer to the Machine Spirit as you restart the computer.
Burn an offering to the small gods as you delete all non-essential programs and processes that are not part of your OS and you do not use at least once a week.
you can skip the part where you sweep the mess you've made into a box and FedEx it to America Online with papers for the civil suit you'e started against them with 50 other people in your town because they were double charging on our bills and tried to charge for use of their software even after all attempts to uninstall either failed or caused the computer to become unusably unstable.
BUY A NEW HD
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GET A CLEAN SLATE
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